Pride and Pen


I strongly believe that everything happens for a reason, and without all of the ridiculous, horrible, and awesome things that have happened to me I would not be the person I am today, and without what happens today I will not be the person I'm supposed to be tomorrow.
I'm sure that the world has great things in store for me, I just have to find them.

If one can call a place outside of both fiction and reality home, that's what I would call this. This is my home.

This blog is purely for me, it's my place to be as geeky as I want, be as hipster as I want, to just be me. This being said, I'm also generally a pretty nice person, and i'd love to chat with you.

"One way to get the most out of life is
to look upon it as an adventure."
- William Feather

Deanna's Bucket List  Araethea  

Ooooohhhh questions, I love questions! :)

Submitions I guess?
Read the Printed Word!

Honest MBTI Stereotypes

deadlyliv:

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.

Tagged: hahahafunnyMBTIINFJ

Source: deadlyliv

A serious conversation about Russia and Ukraine turned into Canadaworld

Deanna: Canada is probably the Country that’ll surprise dominate the world someday

Kira: I really freaking hope so. That’d actually probably a lot better for the entire world. ”Oh hey, everyone gets healthcare. Everyone. Everywhere. Healthcare.”

Deanna:and hey want to get married, no matter who you are? go for it. I’d like to live in middle western Canada. Everyone would be happy. Canada is north (along with greencanada and icecanada - they’re nearby right?) central westerncanada would be mexico, guatamala, all those other places that I can’t remember the names of

Kira: …… XD

Deanna: and south western canada would be South America then you’ve got Africanada, madagacanada, new canada, and canastrallia

Kira: I’m dying a little. xD

Deanna Erskine: you’ve got canssia, chinada, and the rest of east east canada
Japanada
Canadpe
the British Canadian Isles
Middle candian earth (the middle east - so not actually east at all)
Germanada
Polanada
Ukranada

Kira: You’re… you’re still going xD Cubanada?

Deanna: and the rest of of the Central Earth Canadian provinces (the rest of Eurasia that I can’t remember the names of)
Cubanada!!
Jamaicanada

Kira: I’m dyyyyiiing xD

Deanna: Imagine them saying Jamaicanada in all those travel commercials XD
Kira: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Tagged: Canadacanadaworldjamacian travel commercialsfunnyrandom

thesincerestflattery:

A very rare photo of the elusive Pingu-Doug about to feast on some life-sustaining maple-bacon cupcakes. A wonderful sight indeed!
Happy Valentines day, my loves! 
(Yes, I mean you! <3)

thesincerestflattery:

A very rare photo of the elusive Pingu-Doug about to feast on some life-sustaining maple-bacon cupcakes. A wonderful sight indeed!


Happy Valentines day, my loves! 

(Yes, I mean you! <3)

Tagged: still not better than the metal sunhatpenguinsfunnycupcakesvalentines day

cgeyeghost:

ghostfire2spooky:

fuckingdinosaursguys:

Yes I know I reblogged this twice. In a row. But it’s just fucking great.

omg

perfect

Sometimes I really love my state

cgeyeghost:

ghostfire2spooky:

fuckingdinosaursguys:

Yes I know I reblogged this twice. In a row. But it’s just fucking great.

omg

perfect

Sometimes I really love my state

Tagged: Oregon for the winOregonOregoniansfunny

That’s okay you guys, I didn’t think it was funny either

Tagged: see previous postnanowrimohalloweenjokesfunnynot funnywhere are the notes

seeing as Halloween is this month, and NaNowriMo is next month I think the appropriate thing to do is share an author joke from the book of Really, Really Bad Monster Jokes.

What do you find in an author’s grave?

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Tagged: nanowrimohalloweenreally really bad monster jokesbad jokesfunnywriting

This is how you make friends right? Just make the puns people tell you not to.

Tagged: randomfunnymaking friendspuns

I love puns

Tagged: humorfunnypunslifepersonalrandom

There are a lot of things I’d do if I didn’t have to wear pants.

Tagged: pantslifepersonalfunnyrandomkatierosieyo

Scary flying possibly blood-sucking demon bug of the nighttime

There I was walking back to my bedroom in my cute blue/green penguin pajamjams (that’s what I call my pajamas) after watching tv so I could sleep. I made my bed and as I climbed in I remembered I had forgotten to close the window. Whoops!

As I walked back to bed after correcting my mistake I saw it! It was the size of my palm, light brown and with many wings and legs. But to me it seemed much bigger, much darker, and much scarier. I leaped across my bedroom and raced down the hallway to the living room where I spent the next fifteen minutes contemplating sleeping on the couch. I choose against that plan and after a few more minutes I crept down the hallway only to stop by my sunshine yellow bathroom in fear.

I couldn’t go in my room!

There was a bug in there!

A big bug! A big scary bug!

A big scary flying bug!

It was a demon bug sent straight from hell to torture me! (so far it was pretty successful)

It was possibly a blood sucker!

I was up against a scary flying possibly blood-sucking demon bug.

There was no way I could go back to my room. Instead I sat on the floor of my bathroom and contemplated different attack method. “I may be a wuss,” I thought, “a total pansy even, buy I’m not going down without a fight!”

I raced into the kitchen and scoured the cabinets under the sick for big spray! Can after empty can I tossed aside; do we never throw these things away? With plan number one no longer an option I went back to my spot among the towels to think. The hairspray, my weapon of choice when bug spray isn’t an option. I pulled a large can from under the bathroom sink and popes the top off.

Cautiously I began my trek down the hallway, scanning every inch of the hallway for the potentially blood-sucking demon. There it was! I jumped back and screeched! I sprayed the sticky mist in its direction hoping it would make it immobile so I could pass to my room for better safety. I should have known better, the moment I let the spray end I realized, too late, that it had vanished. I sank to the floor and leaned against the wall, hairspray at the ready. Hoping selfishly that it had crawled under the door that lead into my parents room. They had no real fear of bugs, were sleeping soundly, and has the dog with them for protection. All I had? A half empty can of hairspray. They Would have been just fine if the bug had chosen to do that.

Eventually I got up the courage to move on down the hallway. Inch by inch I moved slowly towards my room. One final leap and I was in. I dove into bed with the hairspray and looked around. I was safe! Or at least, I thought I was. It wasn’t give minutes before I saw it by the door. Watching me with it’s possibly blood-thirsty demonic eyes. A small, scared, scream-like noise escaped my mouth as I backed into the far wall. My hairspray suddenly registered to me as a useless and pointless weapon. I waited in fear until my enemy moved down the wall away from me and the door and then I ran. I ran out my room and down the hallway. I realized at this point that I was no warrior. I was just a scared little girl. A scared little girl who needed her mommy.

And so that’s what I did. I got my mommy. I slipped down the hallway until I was right by their door, and too close to mine. I knocked, and waited. No answer, knocking loudly I waited again. After a third try of no answer I opened the door a crack and called out softly “Mommy? Mommy wake up. I need to.”

She woke up in a flurry of sheets, “What? What is it?”

"You can be mad at me all you want, but there’s a big scary flying demon bug in my room and I’m scared!" I told her. She rushed out of bed and told me to get a shoe. Luckily for me I had a pair by the back door. I ran to get one and then she made me point it out to her. I did so and watched as she and the demon bug fought it out. She would swing the shoe, and the bug would fly away, and she would swing again and again to no prevail! I couldn’t take it for long. I walked down the hall terrified for all of humanity, but most for mommy.

CRASH!

"…Are you alright?" I whispered into the sudden silence.

"It’s dead." She told me, and brought out its corpse on my shoe as proof. I ran and hugged her the second my shoe was out her hand. She was my miracle. My miracle mommy who saved my life. I thanked her over and over again as she shooed me back to bed. Content that the demon had been slain I crawled into bed and snuggled under the covers, wondering what strange adventures I had yet to face.

Tagged: blood-suckingbugsdemon bugsdemonsfearmiraclemommyscray flying blood-sucking demon bugsscarynighttimenighthorrorfunny